Friday, September 12, 2014

Party Planning No Undies.

Lucas and Mike were planning a party and all the people from my High School were going to be there. As they started showing up, Lucas started to panic. He started saying that the party was never going to work and this was a stupid idea. I grabbed their hands and said, "We can do this!" Then I realized that I was wearing a skirt and no underwear and I was worried that maybe I had not been careful about how I was sitting.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Going back

Went to visit Hawaii and ran into Bill and Wendi and Kelsey and Morgan. We went to their house and Kelsey was really old and didn't remember me but it was still great to see her. Wendi mentioned that their current nanny was quitting so they were looking for a new one and I said I would be their nanny and they agreed. I was so excited to go back.

Drug Run

I went to buy medicine from a neighbor's house and the cops were watching her. They thought I was there to buy drugs and as I stood on the porch waiting for her to bring me the medicine or let me inside I regretted wearing a leather jacket. I am sure the cops would think that was a sign I was doing something illegal.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Visiting Myself in the past

 I was on Google Earth again, looking at the house in Hawaii and missing Kelsey. I wished the photo was less blurry so I could see how old Kelsey was. I started clicking "zoom" and got closer and closer, and suddenly I noticed that the picture of me and my friend Sylvia was moving! I watched myself walk with Sylvia, and it was so clear it felt like I was there. I noticed that Hawaii Amber was a little chubby so I must have been there a little while already. I followed myself for a while, then with one more click on "zoom" I was suddenly there. I could feel the humidity in the air, smell the flowers on the trees. I was so excited! Then I noticed that Hawaii me was staring at modern me. I walked over and said to myself, "This is probably super weird for you. I am you. I'm from the future, I just got here through the computer somehow!" Hawaii Amber looked at me super shocked and said, "How old are you?"
Modern me replied, "25"
Hawaii Amber said, "Wow! This is crazy!"
Modern me: "I know! How long have you been here?"
Hawaii me: "Almost a year"
Modern me: "Wow. I miss it so much, but I dont know how long I'll be here before I go back so I want to tell you a few things." Hawaii Amber took a second and just nodded at me, staring at my face. I went on, "When you get offered a job for $1000 after Wendi has her next baby, dont take it. It is going to seem like a lot of money but if you take that job it will ruin some relationships that are more valuable. Trust me on this. Second, How is Jamie?"
Hawaii me: "He is great!"
Modern me: "He is. But you aren't going to marry him. I know it feels like you will and you love him, but you are going to move home and marry someone else. But be kind to Jamie. Be patient when he messes up. Treat him right and dont break his heart. Also, be a better example to him of someone who has the Gospel, make him love that so when you leave he doesnt blame the church." I was tempted to ask to see him so I could apologize for some things, but I didn't want to run out of time.
Hawaii me stood staring and said : "Do we have kids?"
Modern me: "I am expecting my third right now. We have two already." (I remember deciding not to tell myself that we would lose two babies.)
Hawaii me kept watching modern me and we started walking down the street on her original path. I looked around and said, "I know I can't really be here, this has to be some sort of dream, but this feels so real. I mean- I can feel the rocks on the ground!" I bent down and felt the street, I could feel the rocks and sand. "I can feel the leaves on this tree, and the warm air and the humidity! It's like this is real! This is the strangest thing! Oh- (turned to Hawaii me) you are going to have a feeling that you need to move home. You wont want to do it, but it's important that you do. You have to meet the man we marry. He is amazing and worth leaving all this."
We walked into my old employers house together. Bill and Wendi gasped when they saw two of me. I quickly said, "I know this is super weird. I'm from the future, somehow I made it back here. I dont know how long I'll have so I want to tell you some things. First, At some point I am going to get a one-week nanny offer for $1000. I will take it because I wont understand what is involved when you have a new baby. You will have just had a second baby and I will take the job thinking you wont need me. It will offend you. I am very sorry that I will take it. Please understand that I didn't know that you needed more help than ever and you needed to heal. I have been sorry that I offended you guys all these years. I am sorry." They nodded to me as they watched me.
Then I noticed Kelsey playing on the floor. My heart felt so full as I watched her. I went over and picked her up and she laughed. I ticked her and played with her for a while. Then I noticed Wendi was playing with a little girl too. I said, "Who is that?" and she said, "She's yours." We both kept playing with the little girls for a while. Then I started getting worried that since I gave myself advice to change the way I did things, that I would have changed my future.
I started to panic. I told them, "I have to go now. I have to get back so that I dont change too much and I can still have the life I live now. If I changed things and I dont find Lucas I wont be able to handle that. I have to marry him." They said they would help me get back. I told them I thought I had to go back through the washing machine.
We went to the washing machine and opened it up. I crawled ontop of it and said, "I think I have to go through here?" They shrugged and watched as I started to lower myself intot he machine but nothing happened. Then I got really scared that it was too late and that somehow I wouldn't go back and I wouldn't ever have married Lucas. I got out of the washing machine and said, "I have to run."
I said goodbye and then started running down the street. The pavement hurt my feet but I sprinted, desperate to get back to Lucas. I ran until suddenly I started floating in the air and some of the neighbors turned to stare.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Lacy socks and Chicken Puppies

I was walking around in a town center where I had never been before. I was going into lots of old shops, and found a tiny shop that sells fancy and funny socks. I asked the girl behind the counter if she had any knee high socks with lace on the top. She said that she did and walked me over to some socks. The ones she showed me weren't lacy, just ruffled. I mentioned that and she said, "well we have this.... " and held up a tiny lacy bikini. I told her that wasn't what I wanted, but thanks anyway. I left the shop and found a little modern strip mall. I started walking in to go shopping and there were two guys sitting against the wall at a small table. When I walked by they stopped talking and watched me. It made me a bit uncomfortable, so I decided to go into the close bathroom to get away from them. I noticed as I turned towards the bathroom that they got up and started following me. I made it into the bathroom and then the door re-opened and the guys walked in. I said, "Oh- sorry this is the girls restroom" they said, "we know" and one of them locked the door. I got scared and one of the guys started grabbing at me and I screamed. The smaller of the two got scared when I screamed and unlocked the door and ran out. The other guy was trying to force his way onto me and I kept fighting and pushing him away. He was trying to undo my pants and I noticed he was a guy I dated in Rexburg. I grabbed his shoulders and said, "Hey! You're married! Why are you doing this to me when you have an awesome wife at home? Stop this!"

Suddenly I appeared in Hawaii and was living with Bill and Wendi again. They had a chicken coop outside but it was really cold and there were a bunch of eggs that they wanted to hatch. I found an empty aquarium and some fake rocks that warm up when you plug them in and put the eggs inside on straw all between the rocks to keep them warm. In a minute the eggs started hatching and I saw little feathered chicks coming out. I went inside and told Bill and Wendi that the chicks were hatching so the rocks were working. When I went back outside and the chicks were all puppies. There were so many of them and they were all mixed and had beautiful coloring. I wanted one so bad. Bill and Wendi said we could have one. I asked them what it would cost to take a puppy off the island. They said "300" I looked at Lucas, and he said "Nope."

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Denture time?

My teeth kept breaking today. As Lucas and I were hanging out my teeth would either break and leave a tiny jagged bit in my gums or my entire tooth would fall out. Three came out at one time and I couldn't believe it. I was so mad and before I knew it I only had about 4 teeth left and they were all on the right side. I was going to need dentures. Lucas told me he thought dentures might look okay. I was sure he was not understanding that this was a big deal to me. I held my teeth in my hand and kept running my tongue over the jagged pieces that were left.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Naked Space Mission

Lucas and I seemed to be in some space mission. We were traveling to all these weird planets and the people we were with were attacking all of the natural inhabitants and trying to study them. We didn't like it so we tried to go off on our own mission. We would jump through little portals and appear somewhere else. When I jumped through one I appeared on the other side butt naked. I was in some cinder-block building. I didn't care much that I was naked because it was just an alien place anyway. I started running to find another portal and I turned a corner and saw Darth Vader walking down the hallway, so I quickly turned around and ran to hide in a womens bathroom because I didn't want Darth Vader to see me and torture me naked. I sat on a toilet in a stall and lifted my feet up so if he came in the restroom to find me he wouldn't be able to. I left after a while and found Lucas and told him Darth Vader was there. He went into a classroom of people and gathered up clothes for me to wear and called them a "cape". Then we found a portal and jumped through it and there was a giant floating diamond shaped planet covered in trash and I started cleaning it.